“Indeed, as my brother Marke once pointed out, saying “arguably” to ostensibly disclaim any statement that is inherently subjective by nature or cannot be scientifically measured, is pretentious and redundant, and anyone who does so is arguably an asshole.”—Zooey
Music Monday (Christmas Eve Edition!) - Holding Hands Still Counts (When You’re Wearing Gloves)
Ladies and Gents, I present this fair tune that my brother Seth and I wrote a few years ago. I believe Marke came up with the title. I also believe that this song is just begging to be used in some sort of clothing commercial. Hit me up. We’re licensing.